recently imported seeks co-conspirator for unreasonable number of hobbies

moving to nyc with too much physical media and the dangerous belief that i can become the kind of person who has hobbies. former english teacher, current phd student, occasional writer. my ideal existence involves biking aimlessly, getting disproportionately excited about a bird, going to plays, losing at bar trivia, and browsing bookstores without buying anything (lie). possible first date: wander through a museum and each choose the object we’d steal in a heist, followed by extremely good cheap food.