GOOD MORNING NEW YORK!

Matchmaking ♡ Personal Ads ♡ Chat ♡ Date Ideas ♡ Personality Quiz ♡ Horoscopes ♡ Rats!

From the botanic gardens, to nutcrackers at the beach, to the dog parks, to the farmers markets, to the corner bars, to the subway situations, to the dollar slices, us New Yorkers are just doing it together. We're special and unique creatures so of course we needed a platform that gets us like that.

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We've arrived and we're setting up every single New Yorker with someone who's just as cool and sexy as they are! Download the app, post a personal ad, jump in the group chat, and we'll fix you up.

Personal ads 👋
Susie Susie
(43/f/Greenpoint)
Not afraid to post a personal ad for future generations to laugh at after I’m dead Cat lady, aerialist, writer/editor, and newly minted Hell Gate subscriber seeking men (well, ultimately just one) for a monogamous relationship. Some NYC things I enjoy: biking over the Williamsburg Bridge, taking classes at the Brooklyn Institute, dancing at the Zlatne Uste festival, getting snacks from Tashkent supermarket, seeing lots of circus and variety shows, exploring new neighborhoods, playing beer league softball. Tell me about something you love to do in the city!
SaumyaSaumya
(31/f/Manhattan)
If you like dirty martinis and getting caught in the fall of empire if you’re not into fascism and if you’re not a fun vampire if you like banter on a first date in the dark of a dive bar then I’m the conspirator you’ve looked for write to me and we’ll run afar. Yes I like cocktails and getting caught in online discourse, I’m not much into Morgan Wallen, I am into T-pain of course. I’m hoping to meet you soon and cut through all the algorithmic haze maybe over Thai food at Soothr where we’ll plan for the next moon phase.

YOU CAN DO BETTER!

We've been burned by Big Dating. Our hearts are app'd out. Tinder, Bumble, Hinge et al are making billions of dollars a quarter (!!) by prioritizing revenue generation over genuine connection, creativity, and empathy.

AI algorithms perpetuate bias without making matches, you know, good. We're plagued by "enshittification" where the user experience deteriorates by having microtransactions shoved into every engagement. The true purpose of these apps—facilitating meaningful, intimate connections—has been subordinated to KPIs, OKRs, CLV, and CPA over actual human needs.

We are not bound by this business model. There are no VCs looking for a 100x return We built this ourselves, on nights and weekends, to make dating in this city more fun for everyone. We wanna have a good time. And we're gonna have a good time!