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From the botanic gardens, to nutcrackers at the beach, to the dog parks, to the farmers markets, to the corner bars, to the subway situations, to the dollar slices, us New Yorkers are just doing it together. We're special and unique creatures so of course we needed a platform that gets us like that.

We've arrived and we're setting up every single New Yorker with someone who's just as cool and sexy as they are! Download the app, post a personal ad, jump in the group chat, and we'll fix you up.

Personal ads 👋

Kevin

(32/m/Brooklyn)

let’s make the park slope parents rethink their life decisions— Looking for someone to brave the brick outside, a person to joke about what Mamdani’s NYC looks like, and a partner in crime on all my hare brained schemes in this city. Range is key. 7am morning runs with some 4am nights sprinkled for good measure. If you’re someone equally down to hit the wine bar to yap into the night or cook together at home and stay in with some movies on the projector… then say hi!

Posted on 11/13. 📎Reply...

Susie

(43/f/Greenpoint)

Not afraid to post a personal ad for future generations to laugh at after I’m dead— Cat lady, aerialist, writer/editor, and newly minted Hell Gate subscriber seeking men (well, ultimately just one) for a monogamous relationship. Some NYC things I enjoy: biking over the Williamsburg Bridge, taking classes at the Brooklyn Institute, dancing at the Zlatne Uste festival, getting snacks from Tashkent supermarket, seeing lots of circus and variety shows, exploring new neighborhoods, playing beer league softball. Tell me about something you love to do in the city!

Posted on 10/1. 📎Reply...

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YOU CAN DO BETTER!

We've been burned by Big Dating. Our hearts are app'd out. Tinder, Bumble, Hinge et al are making billions of dollars a quarter (!!) by prioritizing revenue generation over genuine connection, creativity, and empathy.

AI algorithms perpetuate bias without making matches, you know, good. We're plagued by "enshittification" where the user experience deteriorates by having microtransactions shoved into every engagement. The true purpose of these apps—facilitating meaningful, intimate connections—has been subordinated to KPIs, OKRs, CLV, and CPA over actual human needs.

We are not bound by this business model. There are no VCs looking for a 100x return We built this ourselves, on nights and weekends, to make dating in this city more fun for everyone. We wanna have a good time. And we're gonna have a good time!